The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did a customer leave the blockbuster store disappointed? They were never going to give him Up.
I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
A German man visiting France He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?""Hans Muller" replies the German."Occupation?""No, just visiting this time."
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.So far there has been mixed reviews.People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.
I saw a telephone wire starting to fall on someones car the other day on my way home from work but I don't think they noticed They would be in for a shock
A mechanic finished up repairing a car and his apprentice is writing up the invoice... Apprentice says: "Boss, the total of the invoice comes up to $876". The boss responds: "Round it up to an even thousand." Few seconds later, the boss pipes up again: "Actually, put it at $1126, so it doesn't look rounded."
Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater
Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince.(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
As a toy manufacturer, I've always believed that only kids know what kids want Which is why I only open factories in China.
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. (Norm McDonald)Dumb, but I laughed
There was a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and lost the whole left side of his body He’s alright now
I really bonded with the guy at the glue factory. We have been inseparable ever since we met.
I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my digital radio. Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.