The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Five boys lined up for a race The starter said “1,2,3 GO!!”Three of the boys raced away but two boys stayed putThe starter asked “Why didn’t you guys run?”One of the boys replied “You said 1,2,3 go, didn’t say nothing about me and number 5”
I love going to the beach, having a seat, and pull sand up to my crotch Makes the crabs feel more at home.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.