The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My girlfriend messaged me to say she’s breaking up with me because I’m too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That’ll teach her
We were so poor when I was growing up, that my mother made us clothes out of the offcuts my dad would bring from home from work at the sandpaper factory. It was rough.
I'm going to the dentist to have a bad tooth removed today. Rip tooth.
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!