The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them. Fuck lute boxes.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.