The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Pouring rain, New York City. A drunk hails a cab. Cabbie rolls down the windo, the drunk man says "hey mister, do you gave room for half a chicken and a six-pack in here"?Annoyed, the cabbie says "sure"the drunk says BLUGHHHHHH
Two flies are sat on a dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says…. Do you mind! I’m eating!
What do you call a farmer without a tractor? fuck the joke let’s help him find it.
I don’t have a problem with most ancient gods and the like... but that Pan really gets my goat.
The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.Credit. The Joke Cafe
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
A policeman sees a beat-up man lying on the street He asks: ,,Were you assaulted?",,Yeah, I was.",,Can you tell me what the assailant looked like?",,Yes, I told him that right before he punched me."