The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do fish form schools, but ants form colonies? Cause *truants* don't go to school!(I came up with this right now)
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ? "I still love Vista, baby".
My girlfriend just dumped me because of my superman comic collection. She said I have too many issues.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What do you call a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table? A *circonference*.
TIL Giraffe penises are 40in. long Which explains their long necks
French Bottled water French bottled water always makes me Wewe !!
Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."