The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I once set an alarm to tell me when my milk would expire Spoiler alert
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill
Time is like a mountain It is very difficult to budget
A Catholic, a woman of color, a doctor, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House... This is where the joke already left.
Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
What does a cyclone, flood, fire and a woman have in common? Sooner or later one of em will get your house....
A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back.
Did you hear about the streaker that ran up to three nuns? The first one had a stroke.The second one had a stroke. And the third one didn't touch him at all.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
The worst job I ever had was at the canvas factory, pushing a large needle through 50 layers of cloth over and over and over... Sew boring!
I asked my wife to set the alarm clock for six ... She asked “why six? There‘s only the two of us here.”(hat tip: Spike Milligan)
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve.
Do you want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, you might spread it!