The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
Did you hear about the blind man who refused to read a book? He said, "I'm just not feeling it!"
How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.
What do you call walk-in closet in Spanish? Armario de Joaquín
Broke my spine in an accident last year. Had a life saving operation to fix my neck which permanently locked my head in place. Since then I've never looked back.
When my kitten won the “Best Butt” prize at the pet show, it wasn’t just bad ... it was a cat ass trophy.
Joke by my 6 year old niece 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me:I don't know why?6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!Still gets me 13 years later.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'