The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”