The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.