The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It's pointless.
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.
The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it's said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by... First taking the intestines out of the goat.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear (yes i know my sense of humour is great)
The job posting said they were looking for a self-starter so I called and told them I was hired.
Every 3 months buying new toothbrushes is expensive! I have 32 teeth to buy toothbrushes for, I wish someone would invent a teethbrush!
iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once.