The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb? One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.I stole this from one of [elee0228](/u/elee0228) comments.