The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So this French dude was working in a department store in France and a Karen comes up and starts laying it on him, asking for his manager. Manager shows up, old stoner dude that's not having it. Karen starts whining and says "But you have to do what I say! The customer is king!" The manager looks at her in the eyes and says, "Ma'am, this is France. We decapitate kings."
Here's a tip:Don't say 'yes' to drugs! Also, don't say 'no' to drugs!Seriously, don't talk to them.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.