The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
How do you call a drug dealing cow? A narcow
A lady and her bank joke A lady wanted to check the amount she had in her account so she went to the bank and the accountant said can I help you to which the lady replied with I'd like to check my balance so the accountant got out of his chair and pushed her over
How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump? The rough is combed over the fairway
A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named LenoreLoved her job, but loved the beach more.She devised such a wayto combine work and play:She sells C-shells by the seashore
The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
"Kneel before me!" demands a portly king. All present kneel, except for one peasant who remains standing casually. Outraged, the king points his scepter at this peasant and barks, "You there, why do you not kneel!?" The peasant responds, "Considering how long it'd take you even just to get out of that chair, there's clearly no need to rush."
What do you call an impotent baseball player? Two balls and a strike.
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence Then I relized “that would be crazy!”
Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob. Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.
What's an internet scammer's favorite sport? Phishing.
Bank Robber: Where's the safe? Teller:Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THESAFE?Teller:Bank Robber: WTF!!Penn: He always does this.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.