The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it then it is not that good.