The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my granddad how he is enjoying his new chair lift. He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? The direction the first letter faces.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.