The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I hate when people pet baby goats You’re literally touching kids, perverts!
John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospitalJohn: (slowly) Where am I?Nurse: I. C. UJohn: No you can't!!
Lock down isn't so bad if all the stores close. My dad will finally have to come back from getting cigarettes, he has been gone since 1983.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter? Because nature abhors a vacuum
What language is universal to strippers? Pole-ish
Siamese cats are a great choice for a cat lover on a budget. You get two for the price of one.
You usually don't get British Breakfast in Thailand.. but you will ocassionaly find two eggs and a sausage in places, where you were not even hoping for it.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper... He sets up at the bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "whooaa whoaaa, before I serve you a drink, whats up with the steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" The pirate just says, "yaarrg its drivin' me nuts"
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
LPT for people like me who couldn't breath with a face mask on ....Take it out of the plastic bag first. I haven't felt like I was suffocating since I learned this.
After 6+ years of me and my wife being together, she still gets mad whenever i use her toothbrush So if anyone knows another way to remove dogshit from my sneakers id be happy to hear it
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error. And now we have a virus.
Why does a squirrel's tail grow from it's back? Because there's a squirrel in the front.