The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.