The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.