The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you put on a bacon grease burn? Oinkment.
Did you see the news about the fight that broke out when they played the wrong national anthem for the winning team at the Asian table tennis finals? The headline read "Hong Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong".
Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet Because they're violetors.
What do you call a possum that goes back for seconds on soup A more-soupial
What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.