The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.
What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs!A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
Son was playing on the beach, making a sand castle with a plastic bucket and shovel. Hey son, I think your bucket is getting sick. It's starting to look a little pail.
i told my family i was going vegan im quitting cold turkey
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what... I'm a gril who can't raed.
How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.