The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What do you call a white drug abuser in america A politician
Man this book on natural selection is really fascinating me I wonder if there are any other books about the Darwin awards
I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.
I went to a job fair and loudly announced that somebody was either going to have to give me a job or drag me out kicking and screaming. I'm an editor at WikiLeaks now.
I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!" Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Did you hear about the Frenchman that got baked into a loaf of bread? He's in a lot of pain.
This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis. I only had two options, either give it away... or flea
I don't eat pheasant. Its a little fowl.