The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Girlfriend told me my tendency to take everything literally has led to her walking on eggshells around me I told her that’s terrible for the carpet
What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus? A cross-dresser
Tears stream down Brutus’ face as he realizes what he’s done. He feels the rodent tug his hair purposefully, and like a marionette he plunges the knife deeper into his old friend’s back. Their eyes meet and Julius Caesar whispers his last words: “Rat tu, touille?”
A fork and a knife's conversation Knife: forks are basically useless.Fork: why? What will people eat with?Knife:with their hands.Fork: you've got a point
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program the rest of them will write Perl
A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower"
If you re bored during lock down try finally learning the difference between your and you're. Their, I finally said it.
What happened to the conductor when half the cello section called in sick before a concert? He had to resort to excessive violins.
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.