The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.