The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common?They both want to get there before the hair
NSFW: what's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? The joint won't get passed around the entire show.
A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist
How many policeman does it take to change a lightbulb none they just beat the room for being black
So Two Blondes are stand on a pair of Tracks So two blondes are standing on a pair of tracks arguing, “They’re deer tracks”, “No They’re Bear Tracks “ Half a Hour a later they get hit by a train
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
A very drunk guy starts beating up a nun on the street He throws kicks, uppercuts, regular punches, even some drunk karate moves.Once he is exhausted he steps back and says "You disappoint me, Batman"
My wife accused me of being unsympathetic and not listening, so I bought her a GI Joe coloring book. Now she'll always have a soldier to crayon.
Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis. Returned a sander.
I went to Dicks Sporting Goods and bought a heavy bad and 14oz gloves. The checkout clerk asked me, "Do you wanna box for those?" ... Why does it always have to be a fight with you people? Can't I just pay for them and go home?