The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
My friend was upset to find out my percussion instrument liked both males and females. I replied "mate, just let bi-gongs be bi-gongs".
I lost my job as an event planner at a nursing home today... Apparently “Get down before being put down” is not an acceptable name for a dance event.
My favorite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa. Then my mom hid the urn from me.
Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy? Because he was a veteran Aryan
Old but gold What is green and smells like pork?Kermit the frog's middle finger
A man is walking through the woods and comes across a talking frog ... "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a princess," the frog tells him.The man picks the frog up and puts her in his pocket."Wait, wait, aren't you going to kiss me?" asks the frog. "I'm a princess!"The man shrugs. "I'd rather have a talking frog."
What would happen if Uranus collided with earth? It would be a pain in the ass.
I got super freaked out when I saw 2 dead bodies hanging in my closet I was relieved when I remembered I had just installed a mirror in there.
What’s a computers favourite type of wine Port
What do you call a salad leaf that constantly works out? Shredded lettuce
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole.