The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.
Stephen Hawking was a master at the violin He had an adept understanding of string theory
A hairdresser got put it jail for 9 years because he was drug dealing All this time, I've been coming to him and never did I know that he was a hairdresser
Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber
I actually overdosed on anxiety pills a few minutes ago I’m not too worried about it
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her ‘Cagey B’
Joke by my 6 year old niece 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me:I don't know why?6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!Still gets me 13 years later.
Newton pushed against our understanding of science and math But science and math pushed back
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
Did you hear the CVS receipt joke? Sit down and get comfy. It’s really long.
My neighbor shingled my roof for free He said it was on the house
A couple friends and I are opening a chicken wings restaurant called the "Right Wing Cafe." We don't actually sell any wings, we just complain about other wing places.
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ? \- you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
How does a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.