The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”