The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
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“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Beggars are like mosquitos... You hope for cold weather, so they will stop bothering you.
How to you piss off a writer? The list off ways is to long too fit hear.
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
I've had some pain in my stomach ever since I ate those Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys CDs. I think I've got indiegestion.
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?