The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Every accent is a good accent. Except people from Uranus, they have a bad ac-scent
You’ve heard of television but have you heard of Askahearing?
My roommate went to Wuhan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. I hope.
A lonely fisherman decided to use his internet instead of a regular fishing net. All he caught were catfish.
I have an ability that I can leave buildings 3m before the fire alarm goes off But for some reason people call me pyromaniac
I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs. I couldn't help thinking, 'if i could do that i wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
My psychiatrist says I’m making big improvements dealing with my tendency to read hostility into situations That fucking sarcastic asshole.
A father's day joke Father: Anthony, do you think I am a bad father?Son: My name is Paul.
A boy and a girl are playing naked in the sand, when the boy starts laughing at the girl that she does not have a peepee. The girl just grins and says... When I grow up, I will have as many peepees as I like.
A man walks into a cafe A man walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to goThe coffee gets up and walks away.(Can’t take credit for this, read it on a coffee shop window)
what do you call a math mistake? algebruh moment
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
How do you find a pothead in a crowd? You weed them out