The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.