The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
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What does a boxing comedian need? A good punchline.
I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
Why don't the Chinese play cricket? They eat the bat
A guy walking down the road ,comes across a farmer. This farmer has boxes upon upon boxes of peaches, in the middle of nowhere mind you. The guy, buys a few peaches and asks the farmer, “what do you do with this massive amount of peaches”The farmer replies ‘well we sell what we can, and what we can’t we can.’
My wife and I were watching a man push a shopping cart with a ladder in it down the road. My wife said to me “do you think he asked to borrow the cart or did he just steal it,” I replied “probably the ladder.”