The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening.. Talk about short arms long pockets...
There are two types of people. Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
A tree says to another tree, her boyfriend, "I think we should break up" The other tree: "why wood you do this"
I went pillow shopping the other day but I left angry [OC] The salesman wouldn’t stop talking down to me.
Trump explodes in anger as he's refused entry to nativity scene Proof once and for all that he's unstable
China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding
I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
I once hired a beggar for my business I once owned a little cafe. This beggar always stands in front of my door. Out of the goodness of my heart, I hired him. I taught him how to use the power juicer. He could never get it right. And that's when it hit me. Beggars can't be juicers.
Have you heard the Scottish National Party’s proposal to reduce Loch Ness monster sightings? Nick all the sturgeon
I was once photographed out partying whilst drunk, drugged up and looking very much worse for wear. The news media got hold of it and my picture was splashed across the tabloid papers with the headline "The Terrifying Effects of Substance Abuse". When I first saw it, I went home and had a long hard look at myself in The Mirror. And then in The Sun, The Daily Star and The Tribune. I thought to myself "Now that's fucking Rock 'n' Roll"
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?