The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
Batman : You idiot Robin. You don't have to pee in the hall. There is a bathroom you stupid. Robin : Sorry. What is a hroom.?
There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging.
I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”. It should have been called “takeout” instead.
A policeman arrested 2 boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
A married couple is sitting at the kitchen table The woman asks her husband: "Tell me, what did you think when you first saw me?" The man replies: "I thought - damn, I would like to suck her tits dry and fuck her brains out."The woman blushes and asks: "What do you think now?"The man says: "I think, I did a pretty good job with that."
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
What did the Mexican truck driver say in his defense when he got pulled over with ten tons of imported snails? Es Cargo.
Since COVID-19, I have the body of a 50 year old, the brain of a 40 year old and the heart of a 25 year old. All tucked away nicely in my freezer!
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
It took a lot of balls for my friend to join the new reality tv show called “Embarrassing Bodies”. Three, to be exact.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans