The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
*Walks in on my dad inserting a bullet up his ass* My dad: ''Don't worry, I'm just fucking around''
Feel like hearing a dark joke? turn off the lights before doing knock knock
NSFW what'd the sodomite say to his spouse after an argument lets put a plug in it
Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban(say it out loud)
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles She said 'hardback?' So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
Why shouldn’t you hang your diplomas on the refrigerator? Because a refrigerator shouldn’t have too many degrees.
You know being self quarantined isn't even that boring But I am surprised that there are 7884 grains of rice in one pack, and 7892 in another.
Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Too many Targets
How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.
Why does the cop's wife not allow him to turn the tv off? Because he shoots at it every time the screen turns black.
We need to re-evaluate our use of the word 'Legendary.' We used to Say it of the person that pulled the sword from the stone. Now we say it about whoever can find the Doritos.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'