The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So I heard that the stock prices of fertilizer companies around the world started dropping about two months ago. Apparently it has something to do with donald trump becoming the world‘s leading supplier of bullshit.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Did you hear about the cheese that's been working out? Dude's shredded
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time