The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
An employee at an American weapons manufacturer spots a bear in a conference room... "Is this a set-up for a Second Amendment joke?"Another employee : "What? No. That's our new yoga instructor."
If Bob’s my nickname.. Then Robert’s my Nicholasname
Whenever I ask my dad if he's all right he replies, No, I'm half left.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.