The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I’m getting really good at beating computers Captcha thinks I’m not even human
What part of a flower is the brightest? The light bulb.
When I was younger, I used to go to the store with a dollar, and come out with a pop, a bag of chips and a pack of gums... Now, they have cameras.
I know why this entire country has gotten so cold. It's because Trump stopped blowing hot air that kept all of us warm.
Why can't your nose be inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!
Here's a tip! If your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck", don't bother correcting it... It's still fowl language.
Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon... One leans to the other and says "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"The other blond says "Obviously the moon. You can't see Florida."