The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why can’t Karens get anything done on a Windows computer? They keep summoning the Task Manager(Sorry: this came to my mind as I was getting frustrated with my slow computer)
This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me I said I never met herbivore
A man came up to me in the park. "Excuse me," he said, leaning on the bench, "have you seen a dog with five legs?""A dog with five legs?" I laughed. "Don't be daft, dogs only have four."He sighed.Then hopped off, shouting, "Has anyone seen my prosthetic limb?!"
A man walks into a bar "Who the fuck painted my whole motorcycle pink??"A 2m tall muscular guy gets up from the table: "Me, why?""Nothing, paint is dry and it's time for the second coat"
So my grandpa told me a story... He told me that back in his day, he would walk into the store with a nickel, and come out with 4 cans of soda, 2 king sized candy bars, and a pack of gum.But today there are too many damn cameras!
Sorry for the spelling/grammer mistakes My first language is English.
2020 is the most popular year on the internet. It went viral.
Did you hear about the standup comic who was just released from prison? Yeah, Gilbert got freed.(I apologize to Gilbert.)
Pope: paint me a beautiful art on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel and I will reward your work with exposure. **Michaelangelo:** uhh sure sir, I will paint you a beautiful ceiling sir.**Also Michaelangelo, mildly infuriated:** gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dick's out talking bout reward with exposure. Fuck you. Pay me.
3D printers are now printing guns... That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.