The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.