The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
I'm too scared to get tested for Coronavirus So I got the roundabout Coronavirus test. I call my friend Brian."Brian, do you know anyone who has Coronavirus?""No""Cool, cause you know me."-Mitch Hedberg sort of
A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population? It’s called Chirpies. What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s... untweetable.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What was the favorite instrument of Stalin? Re-Percussion!
Why is it so hard to colonize space? Because of meteor rights
When two marijuana dispensaries are unable to increase sales by changing location, they have reached hash equilibrium.