The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
(NSFW) I have celiac disease, and my BDSM wife likes to tie me up and feed me wheat bread... I’m a gluten for punishment.
For my birthday, my brother made me pancakes! I told him to stop flattening my fucking birthday cake.