The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!" Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars? Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
What do you call it when Chinese soup almost falls off a table? Wonton endangerment.
What does a house wear to a birthday party? Address.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.