The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever It makes no scents