The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach… '
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!