The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
I hate sphynx cats because I prefer hairy pussy
What form of birth control works better with holes in it? Crocs
A guy goes to a costume party wearing only underpants The host says "What are you supposed to be?"The guy replies "I'm a premature ejaculation. I just came in my underwear."
So I got out of the bathroom. Spoke to a friend saying " I can't believe thier still together after that shit."My friend said "Who"And I responded "My ass cheeks"
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Patient: am I gonna be fine, doctor? Doctor: I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus.Patient: I'm not into this astrology shit.Doctor: Me neither, my thermometer just broke.
Why did the soldier blow himself up when he found out about exploding devices He wanted to C4 himself