The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
The Beach Boys walk into a bar "Round?""Round?""Get a round""I get a round?""Get a round...""Fuck off" said the bababa bababarman.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty nappies!" the doc says. "Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled. Doc says, "No, you've got bowel cancer."
Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a target on every corner.
I wish I knew how to turn off my carbon monoxide alarm.... It's been going off for about fifteen minutes and the noise is making really dizzy and lightheaded.
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
This chick was beautiful so I asked her if she was a cop Because she took my breath away
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool. Will you choose the former or the latter?
I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much... It was a soft drink.
It's brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.