The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
have you heard about the emu who was kicked out of the emu gang? he was ostrich-sized.
Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat? Because the goat was bleating out too fast.
My teacher used to tell me that I would never amount to anything by looking out of the window all day Man did I feel smug as I passed him his burger and fries at the drive-through last night
Me:I want to become a millionare like my uncle My friend:Your uncle is a millionare?Me:No he wants to become one to
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.