The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.
Fun fact: there is a bank you can go to get gold without being arrested. It’s called Reddit.
A joke on many levels What's gripping from start to finish?"The Rock Climber's Guide to Masturbation on the climb"
Punctuation is important. Improperly used periods can alter the meaning of the entire sentence. For example:Teresa was on her trampoline, moving up and down in utter bliss.Teresa was on her period, moving up and down in utter bliss.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.