The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.